No Blood No Foul

That’s right! We’ve re-enacted Stephon Marbury and NY Knicks intern Kathleen Decker having sex in Steph’s truck outside a strip club.

OK, OK, so their isn’t any skin. Sorry. We don’t have that kind of money. But we do have time to waste and a truck that we didn’t mind shaking like crazy. If you like the video, tell your friends. We’re trying to start something here…

Shout out to Mark for help making this happen.

P.S. Sorry about the bad “taking it to the hole joke.” We couldn’t resist.

In what has to be one of the funnier headlines I’ve seen in a while, Latrell Sprewell defaulted on the mortgage of his 70 foot yacht “Milwaukee’s Best”. While Sprewell couldn’t be reached for comment, I’m going to assume he decided to sacrifice his boat in order to “feed his family.” Evidently, the payments were $10,322 a month. By my calculation, Latrell can now afford to buy 10 “Connoisseur Collection” Trump steak packages with enough money left over for some charcoal briquet’s and starter fluid.

Here’s a picture of the yacht:

Good for Latrell — maybe now all those people who criticized him for turning down a $21 million dollar contract offer in 2004 will apologize.

In fact, I’m going to start a “Feed Latrell’s Family” food drive. Send any non-perishable food items to:

Latrell Sprewell

c/o “My Family is F^%@in Starvin’ M$%#@rf^%@er!!”

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I stumbled across a book today that struck me as odd — it’s called “Open Your Heart With Basketball“, and I must say my initial reaction was skeptical.

Who writes self-help books emphasizing better living through basketball?

Turns out the author, Chris Bibey, is a young basketball playing cancer survivor turned author. Bibey played forward at La Roche College, a D III school in western PA. While undergoing thyroid cancer treatment, Bibey helped his team compete in the conference finals. I won’t repeat all of the details here, but suffice to say it’s a great story about a kid going above and beyond in spite of what life threw at him.

I’m not sure what the book is about – I’ve never read it – but you should check out Chris Bibey’s blog. He’s giving one of his books away.

It’s true — crooked NBA refs are everywhere. Now that the secrets out, what’s the next logical step?

Make a MOVIE! Here’s the trailer: