In what has to be one of the funnier headlines I’ve seen in a while, Latrell Sprewell defaulted on the mortgage of his 70 foot yacht “Milwaukee’s Best”. While Sprewell couldn’t be reached for comment, I’m going to assume he decided to sacrifice his boat in order to “feed his family.” Evidently, the payments were $10,322 a month. By my calculation, Latrell can now afford to buy 10 “Connoisseur Collection” Trump steak packages with enough money left over for some charcoal briquet’s and starter fluid.

Here’s a picture of the yacht:

Good for Latrell — maybe now all those people who criticized him for turning down a $21 million dollar contract offer in 2004 will apologize.

In fact, I’m going to start a “Feed Latrell’s Family” food drive. Send any non-perishable food items to:

Latrell Sprewell

c/o “My Family is F^%@in Starvin’ M$%#@rf^%@er!!”

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